"How the heck do you explain losing a job that's 'permanent'?"
"The problem with unemployment is you never get to take a sick day,
because how do you take a day off from doing nothing? - 'Hello,
Starbucks, I won't be down for my caffe latte today...'"
JOB INTERVIEWS
"Times are so tough now the guy interviewing you is sitting
on an apple crate."
